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[–] w00@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Error also has a nice ring to it

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Don't give elon any ideas.

[–] waz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 years ago

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] AmidFuror@kbin.chat 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

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[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
  • Orphan Process
  • Null
  • Char
  • Object
  • Instance
  • Bug
[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

don't forget Ada

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

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[–] veniasilente@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

[–] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

[–] ThePantser@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago
[–] 0x0@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

Exception Segfault Binary

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] capital@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Killer’s my middle name.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Forindo Iffi **int

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

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[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Boolean ftw XD

[–] Darkpepito_tux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

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[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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