Wow, who could have guessed? I'm sure the plane just slipped on some water and hit its head...

Sounds like somebody was sent to the gulag. No body will come looking for you if they think you died!

If that photo is them, they looked dead already...

Im just spitballing here, cause I’m pretty ignorant about this sort of thing, but I don’t think a guy like this flys around with his name on a “passenger list”. Unless he wants it to be known that he’s on a private plane.