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[–] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 102 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But then how do u type a capital D hmm???

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need a different model of Chromebook for that.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That sounds expensive. Can’t you just have a friend with a capital D keyboard email one to you?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago

How would they email a chromebook? That makes no sense.

[–] oneofmany@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That’s piracy and it’s illegal!

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You jest, but honestly I think this does make sense. It seems rather obvious to me in hindsight that the character on screen should match the key pressed, and to get a different character should require an activator such as shift or caps lock.

One of those, “If I wasn’t already used to it being the way it is, would I find doing it this way to be better?”

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But its not in the font I’m typing in. What bullshit.

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could always get a keyboard like this. It’s a large LCD screen with transparent keys on top, so you can program each key to display whatever you want- keys change between lower and upper case when you press shift, for example, or have the font displayed on each key be whatever you want.

[–] Z4rK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was sooo close to purchasing one of those (Optimus Maximus), but realized that it would be too dependent on software from a minor actor, so I decided to wait a few years until the functionality got standard on all keyboards.

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

I’m pretty sure letters are capital by default because capitals are easier to read

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I’ll hold by breath for them to switch the default keyboard to Dvorak

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Now that I think about it, given that lower case is the default option for typing, it would make more sense for the letters to be lower case.

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[–] M500@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)

If you asked me, before this, if my keys were capital or lowercase, I don’t think I could have told you.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

It’s such a non-issue, also having larger and more defined characters on the keycaps also helps people with poor eyesight and the older population.

[–] LordPassionFruit@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I looked at my keyboard after reading it because I had to check.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I had to Google ‘MacBook keyboard’ to work it out lol

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[–] alansuspect@aussie.zone 80 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It took me way too long to realise the keys on my keyboard are uppercase. Is this really something people worry about? What happens when I want a capital letter, do I need a different Google keyboard?!

I’m sure someone somewhere is happy with themselves.

I have used a keyboard that had uppercase and lowercase on the keys, similar to how the number row looks with its shift-for-punctuation. It was harder to read, so I didn’t like it very much.

On most on screen keyboards, the casing changes as you type for things like the first letter. It’s a good way to indicate that in a UI, but it’s only necessary because the screen keyboard is trying to change the casing for you. All physical keyboards I’ve used type the same thing when you push a button, regardless of the context.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel drunk reading this. I genuinely can’t even make sense of what they’re trying to say here.

[–] KrokanteBamischijf@feddit.nl 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I imagine this makes perfect sense to people who are not tech savy, which is the primary demographic for selling a laptop that’s basically an iPad.

Then again, I know 94-year olds capable of grasping the concept of SHIFT and CAPS LOCK. So yeah, drunk marketing statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shift came from typewriters. It literally shifted the mechanism over so the keys would trigger a different set of hammers.

And the first typewriter came out in 1868. So this was already old tech by the time that 94 year old was born.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

I would sincerely hope this is satire

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How come when I press the key with an “up arrow” on it that symbol doesn’t appear on screen?

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or when I press space space doesn’t appear on my screen where are the stars sundar where are the stars 🌟

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or when I press tab I don’t get a discontinued diet soda?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No time for that now, the computer’s starting!

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If they really wanted to innovate like this, why not have LED key caps that change from lowercase to uppercase when the shift key is pressed? Much cooler than just lowercase caps printed on the keys by default.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Very cool, and much more expensive than printed keys. Would be neat if they offered one model like that. I still wouldn’t buy it but I’d sure talk about how neat it is.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow it’s been a while since www.artlebedev.com/optimus was proposed - didn’t their prototype get quite hot?

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some UX is sitting really proudly somewhere, glad his work was featured in the google blog

[–] Thrickles@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just reminded me of the Optimus Maximus keyboard. Dreamed of having one when it was announced.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Maximus_keyboard

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

So cool, the possibilities are endless for something like that. I’d love to see something similar actually make it into production.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I knew google was retarded but wtf. Was anyone actually proud about this?

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also the phrasing is so clunky and awkward I had to read it a good three or four times before I worked out what the fuck they were talking about. Initially I thought they were claiming the letters on the keyboard changed between lower and upper case depending on whether shift or caps was depressed. Obviously not, I don’t even know how you’d do that. Written by ‘ai’ perhaps ?

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Get used to it, AI is cheap and almost good enough. Lots of unemployed people incoming.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They really are just a large company these days. This probably flew completely under the radar until it was published and someone saw it displayed to them.

[–] cloudless@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

What happens when AI replaces the marketing department.

[–] Bronco1676@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine the keys would become capital when pressing the shift key

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I once saw advertised a keyboard that had little screens in each of the keycaps. This was over ten years ago. I haven’t seen it tried since.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That would be the Optimus keyboard. I heard it’s really prone to failing.

[–] duckwars@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Finalmouse and Flux keyboards are in the works.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone suggested that to me because I use Dvorak. Checked it out. I’m not paying over a grand for a keyboard, and when I checked the reviews, once you get past the gimmick, it’s not really a very good keyboard anyway.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would dvorak be an excuse for one of those legendless keyboards?

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

If you hammer nails into your head it will hurt like a bitch. But Chromebooks are different - we will also murder a puppy.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

Ha, the ß on my keyboard is lowercase.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 points 1 year ago

I press “esc” but nothing happened. 0/10 literally unusable.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I BLAME THE APPLE ][ FOR THIS DESIGN BEHAVIOR.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

My board has this problem :(
My keycaps are blank. Lol

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