Yeah this one always disturbed me so here's an OC greentext

Be me satan

Get made without asking

Has to obey jod no exception

Puts up with it

Jod makes a new one

Now that guy is above me and i have to respect him too for no reason ???

Respectfully decline

Jod throws a tandrum

Now have to rule eternal hell

How is jod still considered good anons ??

reminder that the Satanic Temple is one of the most based organizations around the world, they fight for equal rights and against preferential treatment of any one religion, and their tenets are genuinely really good guidelines:

1. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
2. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
3. One's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone.
4. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
5. Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
6. People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
7. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

The "First Sin" these people would fear so much, bad enough to cast man from Eden forever and damn us to a mortal life away from God, was just knowledge. That Adam and Eve were no longer simple, naive children that would never question anything was beyond redemption apparently.

That the whole thing is more likely a parable for the loss of childhood (ie Eden) as one moves into adulthood is lost on these idiots. Fucking Barbie tells the same story without people tearing apart society or killing each other over it.

Also wanted humans to have knowledge and know right from wrong. This guy is sounding better and better.

So what's the intended message of the sign? That wanting to be treated equally is somehow sinful?

Christians: making Satan sound cool since always.

Wouldn't it be better to say Lucifer? No one called him Satan at the time he demand equal rights.

Hail!

Based Satan.

Where the TST homeboys at?!

Not even true. He wasn't demanding "equal rights," he wanted to rule.

Punctuaction...