this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then why is he buying Miller Lite.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a signature? Because otherwise it's totally fake

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Of cause! Without a date, the dog could be 22 by now, or even 23 from all we know!!

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Can a business transact with an animal?

If a crow puts a toonie in a vending machine, and manages to buy chips does it legally own the chips? Or can an agent of the business that runs the vending machine confiscate them and keep the money?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think animals have that many rights. I can steal from a crow and the only thing I would need to worry about is a vindictive crow.

[–] Rinna@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or multiple vindictive crows.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Great, now I gotta be Counting Crows while I'm Hanging Around? Man... It's gonna be a Long December for Mr. Jones.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have never been able to steal from a cow. The other way round though...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The typo makes this even funnier. Damn thieving bovines!

That is what I get for typing on 4 hours of sleep

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I now have a great desire to find and train crows to buy stuff from vending machines to challenge the law with whatever nonsense they'll come at the crows with.

Hey always be selling, it doesn't matter who they are if they got the money and want to buy.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Philoso Raptor ponderings

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Laughs in European canine (our doggos only need to be 18)

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Works out the same in dog years 😂

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An online calculator (idk the formula they use they're all rather silly) says that on a golden retriever, 18 would be 131 in dog years (and it doesn't even do 21, saying the inputted value for the dog's age must be between 1-20 years) and 21 would be ~150 (20 is 145).

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I meant the other way around. A two year old dog is “14” and a three year old dog is “21” if you go by 1 human year=7 dog years formula. Definitely silly though

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Right.

That's a whole 5 months of chasing bitches though. That's long.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sovereign Citizen ID

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I wanna party with him

[–] Tillyrblue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ron Swanson’s dog

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I wish I had a dog that made it to 21. :(

[–] Oka@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago