Time for a shower.
The shit accelerates
It's like someone stuck a brown crayon up my bum
you're* :)
If it gets past 4 wipes and youre at home, just take a fucking shower. Or, like many of the other comments say, buy a bidet.
Shave your ass
Splish splash
Some of y'all need to learn the concept of TMI.
Sir, this is a Taco Bell
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