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The Best Offense is a Good Jeffence
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Less than 10 is technically true.
I should mail the CIA every once in a while, let them know I have fewer than ten ICBMs. Keep them on their toes.
They already know your location.
My neighbor Jeff is working on procuring his tenth, so I guess maybe you know a different Jeff?
"Fewer than ten" is even more technically correct.
Everybody's out here asking who is Jeff, what is Jeff, but nobody's asking how is Jeff.
Actually I really want to know. He has up to 9 nuclear weapons, and if he's having a bad day I really really really want to know.
I'll do you one better, why is Jeff?
I could see Bezos with a few nukes just in case.
Comes with "prime sameday delivery" of certain nuclear annihilation
In case we try to take away his tax dodges.
I too own <10 nuclear weapons
Jeff stands for ‘Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File’
https://joshdance.medium.com/who-is-jeff-and-why-does-he-have-nuclear-weapons-f823de764c5e
Too credible
Typical Joe move trying to downplay Jeff's offensive capabilities.
I'm not Jeff, but I can confidently say I have less than 10 nuclear weapons. Zero is less than 10.
Jeff just has a really good claim that he has lost a nuke. Share a beer with Jeff and he'll tell you the story. Even managed to convince CNN to put him down for -1<10.
I had a boss named Jeff once. He was strongly requested to resign by a committee of sociopathic nutcakes. This could very well be that Jeff.
I think they're on to us Jeff
He's only got one ❤️
Jeff might be friends with David Hahn.
That article gets really depressing really fast.
This related article (though Fusion, not Fission) is much less depressing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Wilson
Damn that dude's life took a turn
🙋♂️
Does it count if my nukes are just in MGS5?
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
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