overview for dalekcaan

Guess the Episode [Easy] by dalekcaan in c/futurama@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

Oysters Rockefeller here has provided us with genu-ine turkey dogs!

But yes. by dalekcaan in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago

~~Nuclear~~ power is just ~~boiling~~ water

Zeus's only son by dalekcaan in c/historymemes@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 18 hours ago

Yeah that was meant to be an f, not a t

never gonna happen by dalekcaan in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 49 points 19 hours ago

See, I don't understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

Zeus's only son by dalekcaan in c/historymemes@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 24 points 20 hours ago

Plus everyone knows Hercules is a demigod because he drank some magic humanitication juice as a baby but didn't drink the last drop, since both of his blood parents were definitely fully fledged gods. Not for any other, non-Disney-approved reason, no siree.

Time to go to the Soup Store by dalekcaan in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 8 points 21 hours ago

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

KING COLEOPTERA by dalekcaan in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago

To say nothing of cockroaches...

But yes. by dalekcaan in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 13 points 21 hours ago

~~Nuclear~~ power is just boiling water

“Someone is REPEATEDLY trying to kill the king with poisoned bread! Arrest the miller and the baker!” by dalekcaan in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 19 points 2 days ago

The enshittification will continue until morale improves.

Monster by dalekcaan in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

They both were

No we can't be friends and yes it's that serious by dalekcaan in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Asked Dumbledore calmly

Desperate times call for desperate measures... by dalekcaan in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

It's a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets "kinged" by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you've lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)