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[–] ShunkW@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've never regretted doing that personally

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

It's that weird emotion you feel on your first full pack of saltines, not the 54th one

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

They're weirdly good with just a little sip of mountain dew at the same time. Just a little bit though, like barely enough to soak in to the cracker.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ve never.

Regretted it, I mean.

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[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I'm gonna put butter on them and you can't stop me. Damn, I wish I had a sleeve of saltines.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, you're not the boss of meeee.

Saltines are the boss.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

You've got the ingredients for butter-dipped butter!

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I had 30-50 olives for lunch, so this sounds great!

[–] Ilsunny@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For protein, include peanut butter.

Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I feel like this is trying to hide the fact that it's explicitly talking about the packaging sleeve and not the actual crackers.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like em with peanut butter or sardines!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

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[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Aren't they called crackers ??

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] strawberrysocial@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, ok that's fine.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I used to go through these like clockwork. Now I have gout at age 32 😢

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, but do you regret it?

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lay them out and melt some cheese on them

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only saltines. Whole sleeve.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Including the sleeve wrapping or it doesn’t count. No unwrapping. Eat all.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Saltines with honey. Delicious.

[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (26 children)

As a non American I only know how to hide them.

Are they just salted biscuits?

They are primarily made from salted cardboard I believe.

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[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Cracka ass cracka

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