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[-] terry_tibbs@lemmy.ml 94 points 7 months ago

If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin' deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you're damn right I'm gonna piss off it.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 66 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm curious what word you tried to use. I didn't think "fuck" was filtered on dot ml.

"Bitchin'"?

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 50 points 7 months ago

Does ml auto-censor posts for mildly spicy language or something?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago

Anything that could be remotely considered a slur.

[-] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 months ago

Yeah it’s a pretty pathetic community.

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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

I think you give the nannies at .ml too much credit.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Y'all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then... use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It’s weird how that works huh? Wouldn’t wanna upset anybodies fee fees

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[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 55 points 7 months ago

what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?

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[-] elevate@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago

Man who piss into wind, gets wet.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 52 points 7 months ago

"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago

”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

Ok, I didn't get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don't get what I'm supposed to be seeing here.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.

My only question is why does she care?

[-] Lmaydev@programming.dev 75 points 7 months ago

Maybe she doesn't want her deck to smell like piss

[-] cheesymoonshadow 29 points 7 months ago

Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

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[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 41 points 7 months ago

Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 13 points 7 months ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

I prefer to piss in the wood stove.

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

*kitchen sink

For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 7 months ago

Maybe he didn't pee.

Maybe he pood.

I'd be impressed if he managed to poop off the deck while his feet were facing out. I'd need a diagram to understand it.

[-] Deepus@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No dagram needed, poop it out until its clinging on for dear life and just about to fall, then a little hip thrust will send it forward into the abyss.

Takes a little practice.

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[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago

Why the deck mad, bro?

[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

What did you do to make it so angry?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

That's his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He's just marking his territory.

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