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[-] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 79 points 1 year ago

Reading this kinda feels like having a stroke...

[-] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] Radio_717@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I was thinking the same thing. I have no idea what it’s supposed to say.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Somebody call a bondulance.

[-] BarelyOriginal@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Out of the ordinary I mean

[-] jossbo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Get a better than the rest are in vanilla and if they want a cake was there any way I could get an extra bag for the Turmish government for me and the indigenous people of each island to the North surrounded by dwarves in a long tradition started by a narrow road to a modifier area with the sahuagin of a kraken in a long tradition started to fall in love

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

I will spend the rest of my life never knowing what Jim Davis is trying to say here other than he was suffering from an aneurysm while writing this

[-] drcouzelis@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago
[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder if this is actually the original text

[-] incendiaryperihelion@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago
[-] ryan@the.coolest.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Because you of in the food, Jon. You literally just said it. Get it together, man. That lasagna ain't gonna cook itself.

[-] dumptruckdan@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

That's true, but in order to of in the food, he has to have been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t think anyone has even gone that far, tbh

[-] Oodelallic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

maybe... shove-in > 'ove-in > oven shove-out > 'ove-out > oveut so it should be called an 'oveut.' i will now oveut hot eat the food into the event horizon of the collapsed singularity formerly my grey matter. why do i feel like i've been french kissed by cthulhu?

[-] a_lemmy_user@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago

I am now more confused than Jim Davis left me.

[-] amio@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

*holds up spork*

[-] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's okay that I can't understand wtf Jon is saying because look at that ass

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://youtu.be/4dZ87ovYVOY

Edited to remove trackers, thanks yetAnotherUser

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