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[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 year ago

Wtf happened to the English Channel?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 year ago

English Channeln't

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Idrunkenlysignedup@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

sacrifices had to be made when turning the country ~100º counter clockwise to get that sweet inland sea between them and Spain

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

They gave it to Spain apparently

[-] youRFate@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago

Why is France rotated like 90 degrees counter clockwise?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 1 year ago

French revolution

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Always has been...

[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

So the French Revolution was literal.

[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

I want to see that cliff, where the summit of the Mont Blanc plunges directly into the Mediterranean.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

How powerful are the communes that they were able to stop franco expansionism dead in its tracks?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The communes are militarily protected by Germany from France

Edit: I'm pretty sure in the dream I'm a german politician attempting to negotiate a ceasefire with France, since it's actively fighting the communes

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Probably not at all, but exist as a buffer state for the Germans that would be steamrolled.

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

The germans actually protect Bavaria from France

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I'm not digging that Marseille lost the sea and now enjoys a german climate

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

TIL that inland France has "German climate" 😂

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I am not familiar with Germany so I just went with german climate

[-] AbsolutelyNotABot@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Italy finally got Corsica back?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe, it's just not french anymore. Might be independent?

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

yess ≧◡≦

[-] PokeFan28@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Why is bavaria on the left side of germany instead of the right?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Actually it's in france

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Did France always look like that, or did the Bavarians pull a little prank on it?

[-] fidodo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Looks like it got decapitated and the head's been pushed over

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

No thanks, I already ate.

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

no ≧◡≦

[-] kozel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What happened in Pyrenees/South Occitania? Is Andorra OK?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I think Bavaria is South Occitania, but the name's different for some reason

[-] jonsnothere@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

I always knew I'd die crushed by the Côte d'Azur.

[-] alertsleeper@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Is Spain now part of Europe or Africa? Or a separate continent?

[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Iberia's still connected to france, so still a peninsula and therefore europe

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