It may work for you now, but what if you need a bottleopener? All's I'm saying is that we have the technology.

Aren't those called indie establishments?

They've always done that: the Nazis were not the least bit socialist. Just pull words that poll well and make it up from there.

Oxygen. That shit causes too much rust. And spoils my chips.

Can't forget the instability in the Balkans.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/29/us/politics/white-house-serbia-kosovo.html

The test is not of the efficacy of hypoxia, but of the state's competency.

Are... are you not supposed to do that?

The signs exist, usually as militany bravado. I like this one because it pairs the dumb sign with America's debilitating healthcare costs.

"the artifacts wound up being stored at Mar-a-Lago, and it remains unclear whether the former president is aware of this."

Dude lost track of all the shit he plundered.

And you don't immediately respond asking for some startup cash?

I'd rather get nuked than show up to work Monday, but that's not really my call.

Seems that way, but keep in mind that military service brings with it a military mindset of heirarchy. With everyone being primed to accept a "this person is my superior," falling back on taking orders is a lot more palatable.