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Cop Annoyed At Assumption That All Police Officers Are As Bad As Him
(www.theonion.com)
I earned my 1000 beaten civilian badge honestly. These guys are just claiming it. If you ask me, its basically stolen valor. /s
Stolen violence.
Actually, this is so real that belongs in Not The Onion...
Franklin also cautioned against taking “a few dozen anecdotes” about him drunkenly beating his wife and extrapolating that into a larger problem of marital abuse among police officers.”
Too real.
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