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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There are not millions of the creature on the left, they are just a common ancestor that long ago diverted in to humans and OTHER apes... You fucking idiot.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

No Oxford comma, it's inclusive, "humans and other apes" :)

[-] togo@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The reason we don't see 'pre-today humans' walking around is that humans and other primates, like monkeys, have common ancestors. Over millions of years, different environmental pressures led to diverse evolutionary paths. Monkeys continued evolving into various species, just as our ancestors evolved into modern humans. It's not a case of one transforming directly into another but branching paths from shared roots. #EvolutionExplained

[-] li10@feddit.uk 4 points 7 months ago

Right, but what the fuck happened in Stoke??

[-] Starbuck@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Right? The premise of this meme is dumb, but is Stoke-on-Trent the Florida of England? I feel like this could be a really funny joke and I just don’t know what it is. And I want to know.

[-] peto@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

In England the joke is more than the next town over are subhumans. This goes for every town. Sometimes mutually. Think Shellbyville/Springfield rather than Florida man. It's all just local slander, you could just as easily say Chatham, or Grimsby, or Cornwall.

[-] luves2spooge@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Idk... Have you been to Stoke?

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Would you offer your leg to the dog with the blue orchids?

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Also, hominids have a tendency to kill and/or rape other, slightly different hominids.

Early humans existed at the same time as several others in the Homo genus. The first humans to leave Africa "replaced" existing populations of Neanderthals and Denisovans, basically our evolutionary cousins, through interbreeding and competition for resources.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Homo sapiens killed and outfucked all the other species extant in their genus, forgot, and then made this meme.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk on the Fermi paradox.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

See: outfucked

Man? Woman? Non-human? Any hole's a goal.

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