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In the realm of wise investors and business moguls, Charlie Munger, the billionaire business partner of Warren Buffett, is a source of valuable advice. His interests span wide, but they all converge on a singular focus: the pursuit of wealth, happiness and the avoidance of making dumb mistakes. During the 2023 Berkshire Hathaway Inc. annual meeting, Buffett expressed his desire to be born in the present day, considering it a superior world compared to any before. He acknowledged that modern comm

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[-] stonedemoman@lemmy.world 121 points 1 year ago

Breaking story: Yet another rich asshole that has everything is telling you that you should be happy with having next to nothing.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

We need to build more Titanic submarines.

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[-] Rottcodd@literature.cafe 109 points 1 year ago

"And by 'we' I of course mean 'you'."

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

I will start expecting less right after he starts accepting less.

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 87 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Instead of ripping that billionaire asunder in the streets and eating his heart while it is raw and still pumping i am willing for him to pay 95% tax rate.

that is the toughness that i am willing: to abate my cannibalistic desire to devour the beating hearts of billionaires.

Tax that shitheel.

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[-] MinusPi@pawb.social 86 points 1 year ago

Billionaires talking about expecting less is peak irony.

[-] Sami@lemmy.zip 73 points 1 year ago

He also tried to design a windowless mega-dorm as a weird social experiment of sorts. All around great guy

In his October 25 resignation letter to UCSB Campus Architect Julie Hendricks, Dennis McFadden ― a well-respected Southern California architect with 15 years on the committee ― goes scorched earth on the radical new building concept, which calls for an 11-story, 1.68-million-square-foot structure that would house up to 4,500 students, 94 percent of whom would not have windows in their small, single-occupancy bedrooms.

The idea was conceived by 97-year-old billionaire-investor turned amateur-architect Charles Munger, who donated $200 million toward the project with the condition that his blueprints be followed exactly. Munger maintains the small living quarters would coax residents out of their rooms and into larger common areas, where they could interact and collaborate.

https://www.independent.com/2021/10/28/architect-resigns-in-protest-over-ucsb-mega-dorm/

Thankfully it did not get approved.

[-] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 58 points 1 year ago

Easy to say if you're on death's doorstep and also worth over 2 billion dollars. It won't be him having to deal with the fallout of capitalistic destruction, he just got to eat big and sit pretty, telling other people for decades how stupid they are about money...

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

The world is getting tougher because of old fucks like Munger.

His death will be celebrated.

[-] pinkdrunkenelephants@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

I won't be celebrating it. I'll be lamenting the fact that other people decided to let the world burn waiting for corrupt pieces of shit like him to die instead of overthrowing him themselves, which may have prevented all this.

[-] cannot@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago

His manner of death was unspecified

[-] NinePeedles@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago

He looks like Mitch McConnell in zero gravity

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

The moon from the smashing pumpkins "tonight tonight" video emerged from it's platinum-lined bunker and helicoptered into a press conference in order to deliver a dire economic warning.

"There are tough times ahead (of you)." Said the anthropomorphization of the human conflict between the spirit of adventure and terror of the unknown. "Everyone (of you) is gonna have to make sacrifices."

When asked about its own sacrifices the early French cinema reference said "Why yes, I've had to make sacrifices. Due to budget cuts, we've not been able to pay what we used to for orphan children to heave into my gaping maw. It used to be several premium infants a day, now I'm lucky if I get two Spaniard toddlers to quench my insatiable, burning hunger for innocent blood. In this way, I feel I've sacrificed even more than the rest of you. I've sacrificed my sacrifice, and I give up more every day in the form of feasting on subpar children than most of you will lose when my capital group buys your foreclosed home at auction."

"No matter how hard things get, or how much the world demands (of you)," the monster embedded in the collective human imagination added, "remember that we're all in this together." It then boarded it's helicopter, which flew it a short way to a yacht with a helipad, which itself sailed out to sea until it could dock in an even bigfer yacht. From that yacht then launched a rocket, presumably to carry the nightmare creature back to it's home in low earth orbit where it can continue to look down on us, but literally this time.

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[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Into the woodchipper, ya wrinkled little assclown.

[-] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Picture is perfect for showing how he's a lizard wearing a human skin costume

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

Dude looks like that fat wojak with the glasses with his head tilted slightly upward

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[-] dfc09@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

I've read a series called "Galaxy's Edge", and in it, the 1% on earth had furthered their stranglehold on media, propaganda, resources, etc, and Earth was finally crumbling. Food wars, corporate armies, the whole shebang. Eventually, the 1% pooled their resources together to just leave Earth on massive colony ships, ditching the unwashed masses to die in pursuit of a new start.

What makes me laugh is that once they all dipped, earth just... Recovered. Got through the hard times and developed hyperdrive to jump off into the stars themselves, getting to all the planets thousands of years before the slower-than-light colony ships the original 1% left in. When they finally start emerging from the dark of interstellar space, their zealous beliefs that they're the most important people in the universe has convinced them to chase down fucked up biotech and they're all post human monstrosities hell bent on destroying the "animals" who have lived in relative harmony without their existence.

Can't help but feel like that rings a bell. The billionaires will rape our planet to death and then just dust off in private space ships leaving us for dead. If we pull through, they'll come back to keep raping.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It's funny if they think we're letting them off this rock once they wreck it. Pretty hard to launch a ship with a crowbar sticking out the side.

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[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 35 points 1 year ago

Except it doesn’t have to be that way. We just have to get rid of these fucking billionaires that are leeching off of society. You can’t be a billionaire and a good person.

[-] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds like the words of someone that needs to be roasted live over an open fire and devoured by coyotes.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 year ago

Asshole billionaire wants the rest of us to live in windowless closets. Look up Charlie Munger dorm.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

He can bite my shiny metal ass.

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[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 year ago

It warms my heart that we are blessed by these pearls of wisdom from our fellow man and all-arround relatable person, Charlie Munger.

[-] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago

Heres an idea. We unalive him. Takes his money. Redistribute the wealth. profit.

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[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He can "expect less" when all his assets are seized and he's sent to a Alaskan gulag

[-] sammer510@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

No reason to bother sending one this old to the gulag, the glue factory would suffice

[-] StalinForTime@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

HOW DO THEY ALL HAVE THE FACES OF LITERAL DEMONS!?!!?

Like if I saw that face while high I would reach for the 12 gauge.

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Eli Valley's art in action.

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[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 year ago
[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"You will own nothing and be happy" Once again, WASPs are doing everything they accuse us Jews of doing. These pigs get to live spoiled lives by speculating off of honest labor, and THIS is their way of saying "thank you"?

Fuck off, oinker.

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Some fascists see the real problems of "a small group of people owns everything and is screwing you over" and instead of making the obvious connection(rich people) they deflect with propaganda and say it's DA JOOS. Others don't even need a reason to be a bigot

[-] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"There's class warfare, all right, but it's my class, the rich class, that's making war, and we're winning.”

  • Warren Buffet

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/26/business/yourmoney/26every.html

[-] RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

Hear me out. Go fuck yourself.

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

get in the cube

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 1 year ago

I think billionaires will be happy to have their head on their shoulders, what do I know? I am just a pleb that should be happy with the scraps.

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[-] jabrd@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

We should simply beat him to death with sticks

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

It's been a while. They seem to have forgotten that such a thing is possible at all, and they're getting very bold in telling us that a number of us are going to die screaming while they enjoy tech-enabled luxuries beyond people's wildest dreams.

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

In order to feel happy, here is depressing news.

Easy for a billionaire to say.

[-] zik@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Rich guys says: suck it up, poors!

[-] DannyMac@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

We need to expect less billionaires and that the would would get better because of it.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

So said every other dipshit in a high place. Accepting one’s station in life is for losers and cowards, especially when it’s guys like this telling me to do so

[-] iByteABit@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I hope he knows that not a single tear will be shed in his funeral

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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

'I Think The Best Road Ahead To Human Happiness Is To Expect Less' ... 'safely operated trains'.

[-] hoodlem@hoodlem.me 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How about giving away much of your money so that the world can expect more and things can get a little easier for those who are living paycheck to paycheck?

[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I’d feel happier if he wouldn’t offer shitty advice like that.

[-] Soundhole@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

What an absolute ghoul.

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