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[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago

Under Ideal circumstances mind you.

[-] someguywithacomputer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not everyone can afford to survive just by simply working a job forever. That's the problem.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not if they invent life-prolonging drugs, or zombie magic, or implanting you with a chip that prevents you to die, or whatever robocop is.

All for you to work a meaningless job for longer, not even producing anything that benefits society/planet.

It's not even that anyone needs more productivity, no, it's just how much humans enjoy the suffering of others (I can't find a better explanation).

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago

Put my mind into a robot body so I can just go into sleep mode for the next thousand years and check out the future.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Or become a lich. That might be the safer option so no one comes along & repurposes you using an old floppy disc for you to perform some manual labour.

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] dankestnug420@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I put my team on my back like an opossum.

[-] shani66@ani.social 1 points 6 months ago

No shitpost here, just the cold hard truth.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I totally get the devil. If someone wants me to come back after my turm I'll rebel too

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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