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[–] derf82@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Given his other stances, I’m surprised he isn’t claiming the anti-vaxx theory that it came from the polio vaccine.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like a guy that sets himself on fire outside a courthouse.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 0 points 1 year ago

You should know: this is in pretty poor taste

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

What a loser lol

[–] spiderwort@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You people are the drunkest, horniest person at the party. You will do literally anybody. Philosophically speaking.

Glad I never liked him.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This guy wears his own anal sphincter as a necktie. I'm not sure how anyone can hear anything he says.

[–] testeronious@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

hmm let me guess who he voted for

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Who knew that a lifetime of concussions turns your brain to mush?

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