man, the cool part is the the older generation just gets all of it. it's not like they stopped taking substances in when lead gas was everywhere. gramps has a flourishing ecosystem of non living toxins in his body.

First thing I read was "my father full of lead" and I was like damn, where is this comic going..

Ill take microplastics over the other 2 any day

If I have to choose between the three, I'm glad I got the microplastics, tbh.

But I'm more likely to get an three.