Biggest insult was putting streaky bacon on the headstone
Why not just defecate on its grave fucksake
Plus beans in a dish and shitty sausages!
And RIP Joe Biden's uncle
This is a really under reported story.
We don't know if he's dead - he could be 150 and living with a cannibal tribe.
“Full English”. Is that like a Brazilian? 😁
Full English will put hair on your chest. Brazilian takes it back off.
Also a Brazilian makes your John Thomas look bigger, while too many Full Englishs has the opposite effect. Or so I am told.
But more so!
Ulster Fry > Full English
We can have white and black pudding at the same time ♥️
Needs more black pudding and tattie scones! 🏴 Also I like spinach, mushrooms and hot sauce with mine, but that's by the by.
Where are you from?
The celts do it better anyway. The Irish with pudding and soda farls and Scots with scones (I didn't know what the Welsh or Isle of Man do but, assume that the latter do so at whatever pace they like).
Just gonna leave this here.
I don't think an English breakfast prepared at home like I do it (read: like a heretic) is that unhealthy, but I only do parts (eggs, toast, beans, bacon) and don't fry anything... But what you get served in a public establishment is probably 1500+ calories just from all the oil.
Full English was the best way to start my day in London.
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Zero sympathy for the Inselaffen and their breakfast.
Shut up and try not to choke on your Müsli.
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
