I am inclined to blame the stroke he had, as it has lots of examples of altering people's personality's.

Riley Reid: Oh god you're going to make me vote

All of you can't hear the WOOSH of the joke going over your head?

He's taking the piss here. He's fucking around, it's to drum up publicity for his movie.

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One of the main lessons of school is following directions, so disagree here.

Should have had a fourth panel with the women crying and wiping the makeup away...

Revealing dog nose and ears

I get no respect!

When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my Mother

I could tell my parents didn't want me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

The city hated me so much, they towed the hearse at my funeral!

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"

It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

You won't

april 20 2028

Aged like wine.

And they will be angry at the doctors being so far way instead of realizing the true root of the problem.

Main reason being that the EU doesn't allow advertising for pharmaceuticals.