Ooompa loompa doompity do, eat more fiber or die during a poo.
I eat a lot of fiber and I just know I'm going out like Elvis
I eat lots of poo and you're not getting enough fiber
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dest.
She, was, rea-lly de-pressed.
Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dist!
Should-ah, gone-to, see-a the-ra-ah-pist!
rea-lly
I want you to know that read this like Ace Ventura to make the cadence work.
Or
I know it's a bit of a joke considering the post but I hope you're ok. Just in case it's not joke, if you need a hand getting to a therapist or just to vent I'm here to listen.
I want this, but since I'm hiring them, I want them to sing a song implying I was secretly an international man of mystery.
Oompa loompa doopity dater What do you get when you kill a dictator
I'd tell them to do that and they'd just be like:
Oompa loompa doompity dater
What do you get as a chronic masturbater.
Oompa loompa doopity dorn
On your dick you've grown a corn
Oompa loompa doppity dock
You'll get cut from that crusty sock
Oompa loompa diggity dod
Every day you grow further from God
I don't like the smell of it
Grunka lunka dunkety darmed guards..
Watched that episode yesterday.
Oompa loompa doopity dee Should have been born with better genes
What would you do when jackin kills you?
Oompa, loompa, doopity do.
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