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It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”. (lemmy.ml)
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[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 months ago

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 6 points 6 months ago

"We also saved your little grey butts"
-Jack O'Neill

SG-1 are the real ass guards.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 points 6 months ago

Lucky Thor.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 12 points 6 months ago

What, do you have assburgers syndrome?

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As an Icelander, the pronounciations of the nordic names in Marvel movies crack me up. Especially Bifrost (which they pronounce "bi-frost" instead of 'bif-rost", and Laufey (pronounced very differently, also a decidedly female name).

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

bi frost

[-] zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

My vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

That is actually a lot closer to the Icelandic one, except the F sounds more like a V and -röst rhymes with bust.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Ass guard? What is that, like a sports cup for your rear?"

[-] viking@infosec.pub 8 points 6 months ago

The most popular VPN in China is called Astrill, and since vpn's and related discussions are forbidden, we refer to it as Ass Drill in messengers.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 6 points 6 months ago

I'll assume you were washing your bum when you thought of this. At least your hygiene is good.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That is why the Marvel character Wiccan got his name changed from Asgardian.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

What are you 9?

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you'll find the penis mightier

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.

this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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