Ah the chaotic period where you could just pay to get a blue checkmark and brands couldn't do anything else.
Insulin is now free!
We will begin halting all weapons sales to Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the United States until further investigation into the record of their human rights abuses. #WeAreLM
[picture of a 3d render of an f-35 flying above the clouds]
Wait, now you can't?
Nope: they have yellow checks now for big brands and celebrities.
So they made the blue checkmark yellow.
Isn't that now?
Nah brands can get yellow which is definitely not the same as the old blue checkmark nope
"I thought they smelled bad on the outside"
thats real?
Yesn’t
Splunge!
It has the verified mark and I am absolutely sure a reputed platform like Twitter doesn't approve those for random accounts.
And they most certainly wouldn’t sell them for a monthly premium. Twitter is a renowned international social media site after all.
No. It was tweeted by a parody account and this screenshot has been altered to make it appear that the official Nintendo account did it.
"...but inside of a dog it's too dark to read"
Get out of here with your Marxism! Fucking tankies...
Never accept less than 6 canonical Marx brothers.
nintendon't
Shane Dawson has entered the chat
A cat is fine too....
~~and other evidence I'm getting old~~
"There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man" - Churchill, and quoted by Reagan
