292
Neckbeard rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 101 points 1 year ago

The good thing about this is that I will never attract these guys.

[-] wheresmypillow@lemmy.one 68 points 1 year ago

Tell me about your philtrum.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 year ago
[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 38 points 1 year ago

Wrong answer! You're a -10/10, now you will never know my girth

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

That's fine, I know my own

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Party on, girth.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Congrats! You don't have fetal alcohol syndrome!

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh no your lack of belief in my actractiveness to you has made me attracted to you.

What do you do?

  1. Roll a d20 this is a DnD scenario now.

  2. Ew, well I am not attracted to you, internet stranger.

  3. Wait, what if you were a woman? That would be less icky.

  4. Ugh comments like this prove humanity has gone backward.

I am bored all of these are acceptable answers...

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
load more comments (4 replies)
[-] Xanvial@lemmy.one 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is satire, right?

right?

[-] Kolrami@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

It's not. That subreddit is garbage. The mods legit ban people if the user rates people higher than the mod wants.

load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] kartonrealista@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

You could present those guys with a supermodel or the fucking platonic ideal of a woman and they would go "that's 7.1 at most, stop overrating"

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 39 points 1 year ago

You get these guys in a room with any objectively good-looking woman in real life, and they would freeze up.

[-] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 year ago

They don't freeze in fear. They freeze because they are analyzing that philtrum.

[-] solinus@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

they have a point

clearly cute nerdy girls with glasses or tomboys are superior smh 😤😤.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

I don't care if it's knitting or being a tank mechanic, a girl nerding out over her interests is hella cute.

Or anyone else, for that matter.

[-] eodur@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

100%, nerding is hot. That look of excitement and focus does a whole lot.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Right? A person telling you all about that thing they're passionate about is straight up beaming when they do it, I love it.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Vlaxtocia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 1 year ago

MFers out here rating women like they're dogs at fucking crufts

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 35 points 1 year ago

Didn't she post the picture and asked people to rate her?

I agree that it's ridiculous and insane but if she asked for being superficially rated and she gets that.... You really can't blame the guys rating her.

Almost everyone is uglier than this girl anyway. If she is a 7, we are 3. :)

[-] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 64 points 1 year ago

most posts on there are incels taking pics from girls social media and pretending to post as the girl

[-] VelvetGentleman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

This does not make it less moral, just more sad.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] cubedsteaks@lemmy.today 13 points 1 year ago

Didn’t she post the picture and asked people to rate her?

more like a bot posted that picture.

[-] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 45 points 1 year ago

why did you have to expose me to this nonsense

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 38 points 1 year ago
[-] Nikki@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago
[-] Venomnik0@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Actually she's quite a 8 or 9 rather for my score. You should checkout my ratemywomen page as well /s

[-] OmegaMouse@feddit.uk 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No way, please tell me that subreddit is satire 😱

[-] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 year ago

nah unfortunately it's a safe space for incels

[-] LostDeer@infosec.pub 21 points 1 year ago

Is that why the text they wrote was so disturbing to read? Have they lived in an echo chamber for so long that they think it’s okay to talk about a person like they’re a cadaver. F’ing creepy

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

On one hand, rating peoples' appearance is the whole point of that subreddit, but on the other hand... My God, do these guys have a talent for making it disgustingly creepy.

I wouldn't even expect actual cosmetic surgeons to talk like that.

[-] xxxSexMan69xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

They rate according to extremely rigid rules which, aside from being racist, are ridiculously unfair.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

I’m tentatively giving her an 8 but I need to see the MRI and CT scan to be certain.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] flamingmongoose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago

What do you have to look like to achieve more than a 7? A biblically accurate angel?

[-] toiletwhole@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago

Totally would hit that.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Yes. Specifically this one

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 10 points 1 year ago

Too many eyes but not fat or disfigured. 4/10.

The whole thing is designed to allow them to call people (especially women) "mid". They arbitrarily chose to use a gaussian distribution pattern so they had an excuse not to give anyone a score beyond 6s.

But real answer is be a hugely successful fashion model who the sub creator found attractive. Then their "objective rating standards" would include arbitrary criteria to bundle your face in. The whole sub could be replaced with a trivial ML model if it were actually about just giving their "objective" ratings. The internal weights used by the ML model would make about as much sense as the crap spouted in the screenshot.

[-] bouh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Aren't biblically accurate angels androgynous?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They're fucked up is what they are. See above and also this

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (14 replies)
[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago

oh yeah this is why im sapphic

[-] tram1@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago

this is actually insanity...

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Idk she’d be prettier if she talked to a therapist about her insecurity in her appearance

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I know most Lemmy user's have a hate boner for Reddit for many other reasons than this, but IMO all of the /r/AmIUgly, /r/AmISexy, /r/rateme, and other rating subreddits are an absolute cancer on the site.

90% of posts are from new accounts with questionable verification methods, with the others being people trying to shill their OF profiles. I can accept that, but what really boils my piss is that almost all of the comments follow this pattern:

  • Slating anyone remotely attractive for being attention seeking, or posting incorrectly on a sub "intended for ugly people", all while that person only comments on the attractive people.
  • Obvious negging, as if giving some super attractive girl a 6/10 is going to make them jump into their DM's and ask "what can I do to be better for you sempai?"
  • The inevitable stalking of their account, attempt to give into their DM's, or reverse image search that ends up with a post on these subs gaining you 100 new IG followers and some thirsty cunts liking and commenting on your pics.
  • Toxic behaviour when someone tries to actually be nice, or to offer some friendly advice. If I had a penny for every time a woman commented on a post on those subs with some advice, only for some guy to shit on them and say "lol no they need to go to the gym"

Obviously, these subs are going to exist, but they just make me end up hating people, because it's always the same pattern.

[-] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 year ago

Dudes out here comparing phrenology notes like that shit still valid.

[-] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 year ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

I'm giving her a 11 out of 10

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2023
292 points (100.0% liked)

196

16243 readers
1742 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS