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[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 30 points 1 year ago

i, as a PC user, am vry scared

[-] MrJukes@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago

You'll have to buy your own pigeon and tape. Unfortunately, all the pigeons are being bought up to farm crypto so your pigeon is going to run you about $15,000. Also, the performance of your games will be worse since the developer didn't test with your specific breed of pigeon.

[-] Rayspekt@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

However I will be able to mod my pigeon with sick ass spoilers that will make it run faster. Also imma slap some rgb lights on it.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Weld a ramjet to the top!

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

Obviously Xbox will counter with taping a duck to one and have it cost 5.5k as well claiming that its slimmer but is more powerful, don't worry there is a turkey version as well for 7k that's faster!

[-] HunkyBrewster@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the tip, I just pre-ordered one

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

Don't pre-order dude. The pigeon hasn't even been born yet.

[-] stankmut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Sad to see that we might have to wait until 2028 for a better looking Playstation console. I like that it's half of the height of the PS5, should make it easier to find a place for it.

[-] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I hear Squawk 2 for the Pigeon's gonna be sick

[-] bdesk@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Frankly this ruined my day. I'm literally shaking right now.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And you'll need 2 of those batteries for your controller. It will last at least 4h until you have to recharge it.

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 1 points 1 year ago
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