He might be providing safety tips, but the biggest safety issue is that they left the door open for him to get in.
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For all we know that's one of the things he warned them about.
which is why in his last panel he says "why the fuck is your front door wide open like this"
He's a god, locked door ain't gonna stop him.
he's the god of the dead, not of lockpicking
He got the pick that bosnian bill and lockpicking lawyer made, nothing can stop him.
Reminds me of the GI Joe PSAs
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Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.
Dude take care of the dead, if anyone you wanna take safety advice from, it's him, he heard some real stuff happening.
Hahaha good point.
If anybody's gonna know what will kill you...
Why is it edited? The original joke was also hieroglyphs.
Please post the original or a link to it, thanks.
Last panel would've been better if they didn't say anything
here's my 1 minute edit with my phone. Enjoy
~___~
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Somebody who is less lazy than me should try to translate the glyphs.
"Hey kid! Imma computa. Stop all the downloadin."
I don't know much about computers except for the one at my house my mom put some games on there I play em sometimes—
GI JJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
𓀥 𓀦 𓂙 𓃼
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