My only issue with this is that it's been posted in the Lemmy Shitpost community, and it's not shit at all.

That's fair enough. Frequently when I've seen a reference to the joke I'm referencing, it's followed by a "IYKYK", so I figured it's fun for those who already do. It's a reference to an old Folgers ad in which a brother and sister behave in an implausibly affectionate way toward each other. It's just bad acting, but viewed with a cynical mindset, it seems very suspicious.

I heard that story as part of the Behind the Bastards series on Vince McMahon. It was an excellent and very entertaining four- or five-episode series.

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

If you own a Tesla and you're eating Chic-fil-a, it's because you want to. If you sit in your 115–degree Tesla for 40 minutes and record it on Tiktok, it's because you want to.

I write good code now.

While this was an interesting read over all, I suspect what I'll remember most from it is the origin of the expression "a pig in a poke".

Ah yes, Anubis, god of death. Exactly who I want to take safety advice from.

Ah yes, businessinsider. My go-to site for information about astrophysics.

blood job

not to detract from the seriousness of this crime, but it's killing me that I keep seeing "decapitated head", when it should be "disembodied head". it's his body that's decapitated.

the sound of falling down