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NCD Child-rearing (lemmy.world)

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 6 months ago

When I was a toddler, my dad was one of the mission control guys for the Apollo missions, and my room was decorated with NASA launch vehicle charts dad got from his work.

And I loved it. I thought rockets and space were the bee's knees.

So I don't personally see any issue with setting your kid up with jetfighter kitch if that's what makes them happy.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

B is for BRRRRTRRR in this family

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Right, I came to say this.

There's no B for bandit in my books because there's no bandit in my skies.

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago
[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

Is this an actual thing I can order? I would totally buy it

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

These meme books are rarely any good for reading to kids. We got a few when we had a baby and they aren't really that fun to read. By the time they are old enough to understand the context, they are well beyond learning their abc's

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

This is aimed at fighter pilot IQ.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Doesn't air force require higher asvab scores?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

Sorry, you're right, that wasn't fair.

This is aimed at fighter pilot maturity.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Marine pilots

[-] nick@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

B is for BRRRRTTTTTTTTT duh.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

So they just slipped F in there under E without an 'F is for' sentence?

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fuselage? Formation? Firewall? Funky Chicken?

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Oh bother! I appear to be in a spot of trouble.

(This utterance has been translated by safe-speech-o-tron to conform to UN guidelines for family-friendly air-to-ground chatter.)

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago

Contrast classic astronaut speak: 「Engine explodes and the lower half of the spacecraft drifts away」Um, we might be facing a contingency here.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Gazelle Three?

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

S is for Sukhoi, see Bandit.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Bandit isn't in my book I only find Brrrrt

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 3 points 6 months ago

M is for Murder

this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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