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How do you make Holy Water?
(lemmy.world)
The pope has a water cannon.
It's a water cannon.
He punches holes in it.
It's a holey water cannon.
He blesses it.
It's a holy holey water cannon.
He blesses the hell out of it.
It's a wholly holy holey water cannon.
Batman and Robin arrive.
He shoots them.
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.
Not sure whether to upvote or downvote for making me laugh at something so dumb... Lol
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