I borrowed a bunch of tables from friends for a garage sale last weekend, and gave them back yesterday. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by spongebue@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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My, how the tables have returned!

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[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 13 points 4 months ago

Oh my, this one is really bad, LOL.

[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

It's a true story, too! One friend was out of town during the sale. I left them in her garage, texted her to let her know I brought them back, and interrupted my own text to take advantage of the opportunity 😀

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

INSERT INTO their_garage.tables
SELECT * FROM my_garage.tables;

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