find someone who smiles at you the way Melania smiles at anyone other than Trump …
... barely because they contain enough botox to wipe out a small nation?
He could do better.
An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez
Cannae up vote this post, but this is just too Dada to pass up
This entire timeline is absurd.
We all think we're in the worst timeline, but have you considered we're in the funniest? From an outside perspective
Oh no, I can totally see how insanely funny all this would be from an outside perspective. But I can certainly think of funnier timelines. What if atomic bombs were just huge pies we hit other nations with? Or, or there were clown cars that could fit an entire army in them? Wait, that's actually not funny. Um... What about everyone wearing their underwear on the outside?
Who's he?
Pete Davidson
Thank you for the name, but I don't know who he is so I don't understand the joke
Kim Kardashian, randomly dated him after Kanye.
A misty memory?
