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* Convicted felon
Technically no. He's convicted, but not a felon yet, as that part enters your record on July 11th when the judgement is being made. So in the mean time, here are some correct titles we can all use:
Felon Elect
Presumptive Felon Nominee
Felony Frontrunner
I never knew how small, both mentally and physically, Wacko Former Actor Robert De Niro was. Today, De Niro, who suffers from an incurable case of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, commonly known in the medical community as TDS, was met, outside the Courthouse, with a force far greater than the Radical Left – MAGA. Robert, whose movies, artistry, and brand have gone WAY DOWN IN VALUE since he entered the political arena at the request of Crooked Joe Biden, looked so pathetic and sad out there. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio!!!
LMAO did he quote "Mrs Robinson" at the end?
He’s got his finger on the pulse
I think it's far from the pulse, jammed straight up his ass.
And he should've finished it:
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
And here's an explanation of the meaning of this part of the song:
He said, “In these days of Presidential transgressions and apologies and prime-time interviews about private sexual matters, we grieve for Joe DiMaggio and mourn the loss of his grace and dignity, his fierce sense of privacy, his fidelity to the memory of his wife and the power of his silence.”
So Trump, learn something from Simon and Garfunkel and stop being such an insufferable attention whore. We need quiet heroes like Joe DiMaggio, not whatever Trump is.
It’s telling that in his mind, the worst offense he can lob at someone is “your brand has gone way down in value”. Truly one of the businessman of all time.
I heard something about Robert Di Niro, what happened?
He did a campaign event for Biden recently.
campaign event for Biden
Sounded more like a public service announcement.
From the link you posted: "...Robert De Niro after the Oscar winner made an appearance this week on behalf of the Biden campaign outside the courthouse"
Wrong community. Try c/aneurysmposting.
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"lately"... Y'all been sleeping for the past decade or something?
Does make you cry a little.
Screeching the same delusional shit over and over just makes him look like the pathetic shrivel brained child he is. Now it's felon shrivel brain child though and that's hilarious for his weak cowardly lying ass.
To quote Walter from the Big Lebowski "Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element!"
Hey now, this headline is just all kinds of wrong.
He's a Confused, Demented Old, Convicted Felon
What does it take for this guy to keel over??
Heart attack maybe
I think we're going to see a lot more of this over the next month, and it will be mentioned at sentencing in a bid for less or no jail time. If he goes to jail, it will ramp up even more, and we'll see headlines in the vein of "Trump is a crazy old man, compassionate release on the table?"
I don't give a fuck if he's locked up in prison or if he's locked up in a geriatric facility, just quarantine the piece of shit away from society.
Can we give him one of those rubber toddler phones that doubles as a pacifier? He doesn't have to know it's not actually connected
Even better a tablet with fake apps that makes him think he's posting, but every reply is something bad said about him. Just one per lie he told, should keep it filled for awhile.
Preferably six feet below ground. 🤷🏽♂️
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Then brand new conspiracies that Trump was trying to save the US and then he was slowly poisoned with a drug that ruined his brain
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Seems like you should be chill when you’re a convicted felon and awaiting sentencing…
You're talking about Trump here.
Nah, you gotta cry a little bit.
Definitely bashing the judge who determines the sentence is a good idea.
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The picture looks like he's doing an interview on hot ones
From dolt 45 to felon 34.
I read recently he can’t pronounce words more than 4 syllables anymore, that’s why he won’t attempt a public debate with Biden.
Dumb question from a non US citizen: can he still run now that he’s a convicted felon? There must be states where it’s eliminatory, right? Could the Supreme Court reverse a State decision?
Yes he can run, but if he can't get it overturned on appeal I'm time then he won't be able to vote in the election he's running in.
The founding fathers didn't idiot-proof the Constitution enough, and trying to amend it is a complicated nightmare that could open it up to all kinds of insanity in the modern political ecosystem.
He'll be able to vote.
He's A Florida resident, and the rule for Florida felons convicted out of state is that they are subject to the voting restrictions of the jurisdiction in which they were convicted.
New York allows felons who are not actively incarcerated to vote, so unless he's actually serving time he'll be able to vote.
So all this effort for this trial and his only consequence is he loses 1 vote? Great. Love it.
It actually depends on his sentence. In Florida felons can vote once they’ve completed their sentences. That includes parole and paying all fines though. My suspicion is he’s going to get like a year parole
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This is immensely ironic, he quoted "Mrs. Robinson," which is at least partially a criticism of people like Trump (source):
He said, “In these days of Presidential transgressions and apologies and prime-time interviews about private sexual matters, we grieve for Joe DiMaggio and mourn the loss of his grace and dignity, his fierce sense of privacy, his fidelity to the memory of his wife and the power of his silence.”
Nice self-own there Trump...
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