I'm actually all three.
don't see the problem here.
I'm "stop falling down the stairs."
If I'm feeling particularly generous, I'm "how can we make it so you stop falling down the stairs?"
I feel like 2 and 3 are the same type of friend
I feel like number 2 has more of the annoyed mom vibe ("stop being silly, we need to load the car up!") whereas number 3 is more like the guy that's rolling in the floor laughing while your bone is sticking out of your elbow.
"How's the ground state?" - my brain
why your brian bullying you
It just reads what it wants 🤷
“Hey, let’s get some handrails installed “ is a 4th type, but not funny, so - sorry, mods
My family every single time: "y porque caminas así?" (Why would you walk like that?)
Bonus new one my mom came out with recently: "you should be careful"
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