[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Haven't plugged in a VGA cable in a long time.

Exactly. What have you done to HDMI and DP ports?

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My God.. I can feel the laser-stare from here, LOL

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Turns out being paranoid about computer security when you are completely computer illiterate is a perfect way to get malware.

Very true

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Lol, kid will sniff packets next

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In any software development timeline given, triple it to be safe!

Programmers don't just pull perfect codes from their butts

Programming languages (yes, in some scenarios, even python) are hell to work with. And yes, I know developer experience has gotten so much better compared to 5 years ago. Still, there are too many unknowns.

It's like trying to shush a crying baby. Trying every trick on the book to put her back to sleep. But naaah, all she does is cry (no reasons, no hints)

This makes a half-an-hour job take 2 days (hence the unknown delays and setbacks)

If you meet a programmer that pulls a rough prototype of a single module inside a program in a few seconds and works immediately. Know that he/she has 10+ years of experience in that language domain.

i.e. that one granny that "feels the baby" and knows what it wants, making the baby calm immediately.

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

If they don’t accept donations, well, I hate to tell you, you’re the product.

A statement has never been truer than this

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My $10 says there will be variants of this catchy phrase. (Help me win this)

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

i'd prefer it to be there at all

Lol The future is interesting

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Uum "My nose has seen better days"

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Would like to hear your perspective on this

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This happens more frequently than you thought.

Even right now, if you try to swallow saliva multiple times as fast as you can, consecutively; you will hit a "bottleneck" :)

Oesophagus, operates on a rhythm, of which is initiated by the back of your tongue (where tonsils hit)

But, oesophagus, having mind of its own (involuntary); does not accept initiated rhythm, if it's "out of timing"

This "timing" is dictated by the way muscle contract and relax as they push saliva you just swallowed down into your tummy. Nasty yet brilliant ain't it?

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Currently fluent with c++, not-java, spackles of rust, stilllearning golang.

Backend amateur, who believes there's more to life than EsEsHeching to servers.

I can spare some time to undertake moderate project (or major, we'll see)

Share your source, even if it's java-related, I won't judge, pinky swear.

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sudo's Hall of pain

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submitted 10 months ago by 0_0j@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

None of those generic stuffs; time, plans, yada yada Let it out

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Reflecting to a character on a particular movie

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Before judging ( which i knw you will 🤣), I'm new to mobile dev. Sooo "handle with care"?

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Any insight will be highly appreciated 🙂

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Just got an audience with the creator, gave you an opportunity to choose one organ to enhance/reduce its functionality; Cause apparently the creator can "grant your wish"

  • what organ would you choose?
  • what functionalities would you add/deduct?
  • why such?
[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'll go first...

perfect, smoooth fart... And the lightness that follows after... Very Soothing

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What do you secretly, and weiredly enjoy doing? We will not judge 😊

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

But i will say this... hats off to the M-series chipsets... silent powerhouse!

the effects of R&D on tech evolution, chef's kiss 👌🏿

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

The sun is not yellow!

The yellowish is due to the effect of dust and water on the atmosphere as sunlight passes through it.

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

I’m a software engineer and cloud architect

Knew it 🤣🤣

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