When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Go far enough left... You get your guns back.

Liberal gun owners sub on reddit used to be decent.

Haha that's fair

Married het cis male. Wife is absolutely bent out of shape due to our states bull shit abortion ban and with Trump being in office again. We had been talking about a second kiddo... But she told me that she wanted me to get a vasectomy Monday morning at 8am. She's not leaving her life in the hands of old dudes.

So.. I'm going to schedule it for inauguration day .

Other than that.. okay. Tho.. I did buy another carry gun. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Edit: voted Dem all the way down ballot.

Nzb360 for Android.

I buy apps. But I never donate again.

I've donated several times to the dev. It's an amazing app.

I'd vote for her. I'm in Tennessee.. so it won't matter. But I'll vote for her.

44 yr old here.. I always put "datass". :) my wife always rolls her eyes.

Dead men tell no tales as they say...

And if the rapist is dead.. they can't testify against you.

POC/ women / LGBTQ+ folk need to be arming taking classes and getting their carry permits regardless of the ability to carry with our a permit (if your state allows)

I worked 3rds for ages. Everything the meme says is true. But aside from health issues that could potentially popup.... Folks don't understand that it's 4pm and in the middle of your "night"

I had to remove everyone from my permitted list when my phone was on DnD. My mother, for example, would call at 2pm and ask what I was doing.. She never could understand that I was asleep.

I was always the DD for when people wanted to go out.. because "you're awake normally" which is fine. But maybe I want a beer or two at the bar as well.

It's the small things that weigh on you.. and if you're in a relationship... You'll never see your partner except when they are sliding into the bed and you're getting up.

Glad I did it for so long.. but I'd never do it again.

The awful thing about this... I can't tell if it's an actual quote or not

It sounds stupid. But political satire died ages and ages ago.

So idk

I'm going to bet fox.

Those mofos sound like someone is murdering a 13 yr old girl.

Yeah my ex wife initially made fun of my server with my Plex media on it...

Guess what she wanted after our divorce? That's right Plex.

If she scoffs at your media setup she's wrong for you.