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"Trump’s Distress" (to the tune of Romeo’s Distress by Christian Death)
(Verse 1) Walking down the street, people say, "Sir, you're the best" So many losers out there, total mess Fake news everywhere, it’s a disgrace They don’t want America winning the race
(Chorus) So much distress! Total disaster! We had the best times—now? Such a faker! The economy? I built it bigger than ever! And now it’s all ruined, thanks to Sleepy Joe—so sad!
(Verse 2) They cry and whine, but I tell the truth Witch hunts, hoaxes—such a shame, folks, it's proof! The radical left? They don't want me back But the people love me, I’m leading the pack!
(Chorus) So much distress! Total disaster! We had the best times—now? Such a faker! The deep state is real, believe me, I know But don't worry folks, we’ll make it great—let’s go!
(Bridge) Standing there, they’re tearing us down But the polls? I’m up—watch them frown! 2024? Oh, it’s gonna be sweet They’ll be crying, folks, total defeat!
(Outro) Believe me, believe me, I’m the best— No one’s done it better, not like the rest! They try to stop me, but they all fail Trump train rolling, never derailed!