Was talking with my coworker about this the other day and we have both been very impressed with the Kyocera ECOSYS printers one of our customers has been buying.

Don't forget jerking off over Linux

Rest In Piss, bitch

If ipconfig doesn't work try winsock. Every once in a blue moon it's that

Release and renew your IP address on a Windows PC

Click Start then Run and type cmd in the Open field. Press Enter. If prompted, select Run as administrator. Type ipconfig /release and press Enter. Type ipconfig /renew and press Enter. Type exit and press Enter to close the window.

If you’re trying to release and renew your IP address and get an error message on Windows 7 or later: Click Start then Run and type cmd and press Enter to launch the command screen. Type netsh winsock reset catalog and press Enter. Type exit and press Enter to close the window. Reboot your computer.

I work for a break/fix shop supporting users in many different environments and I say I have never seen ads disguised as emails in Outlook. I see a lot of other very frustrating things from them but never that.