Looks like sarcasm there bud.

Hell yeah! I do this everyday when I'm away from my bidet at home.

That boogie-board enthusiast, who happened to be born in 1988, is going to be pretty pissed if they try changing their license plate.

It's a blue 1992 Mazda Miata with a hardtop. I've owned it for about 7 years. No mods besides basics like a bluetooth radio and a short fixed antenna (instead of the factory retracting whip antenna). Maintenance is easy and replacement parts are dirt cheap. Recently replaced the clutch master/slave cylinders for about $40 worth of parts. A set of four tires can easily be found under $400. It averages around 26.5 miles per gallon in combined city/highway driving and I got 32 on my last long distance highway trip.

I'm daily driving a 32-year old car. I have no interest in something newer. AMA.

In reality, this was probably done to protect the roof during a forest fire. The walls appear to be brick and wouldn't need the same treatment.

Yeah, this does not align with my experience.

Satan is married?

Voyager and Jerboa are both good options if this bothers you. I didn't have to agree to any permissions when I installed both as no data is collected. No ads too!

I didn't know the Air Force and FAA had jurisdiction over the entire Earth.

Just fucking return it. If I made a post for everytime Amazon did something like this to me, it would get really annoying really quick.

Duh, there's no point in doing something if there's not enough time to make it perfect.