BCOVertigo

Archive link to an FAQ for the Slate electric trucklette that claims no sim cards and minimum digital bits. No clue if it will be a good vehicle so don't take this as an endorsement. https://archive.ph/PMKpC

Anyone know other options?

He's fucked either way.

MAYBE I WILL HAVE FUN

The Doomscroll: This cursed text appears as a rotulus covered in amusing images, questionable lore, and obnoxious advertisements. After taking ownership of this item, a character who is about to take psychic damage may use their reaction to immediately and inexplicably stow any equipment they were wielding and begin deciphering the scroll. Until they take an action to pry their attention back to reality, they receive the benefits of the Mindblank spell against everything but the Doomscroll. While in this state they cannot perceive their environment directly and instead mill about aimlessly or follow the flow of a moving crowd as the Doomscroll's directs. They may intermittently laugh or voice irritation at the ever changing content the Doomscroll shows them but they are otherwise incoherent and unresponsive.

An affected character may also take an action to temporarily extend the Mindblank benefit to adjacent allies who can see the content, and doing so magically creates a gold coin on the owner's person for each additional viewer. Attempts to discard or trade the Doomscroll activate it and consumes the owner's reaction, though it can be stolen. Characters who have viewed content from the Doomscroll lose one point of Wisdom per hour, which is restored by viewing it again. As their Wisdom declines the owner is increasingly convinced of the lie that using the Doomscroll does not interrupt a Long Rest.

A Remove Curse spell allows the owner to make a DC15 Wisdom saving throw to end the Doomscrolls influence on them, at which point an Infernal contract briefly flashes on the screen notifying them that they are in breach of the Terms of Service.

I think that you should have the freedom to live and raise your children how you see fit, but I don't see how you can expect that for your family without giving others the same autonomy. I can't understand the grounds on which you deserve society's benefits, as a piece of a larger societal system, while wanting to restrict how others can live and express themselves I guess.

I want to believe you have a world view that makes sense though so I'd like to understand. Does every homosexual person have to avoid you so they aren't in your life? Do you have to avoid anyone else in the same way or is this a one sided rule? What's the underlying reasoning?

https://rslstandard.org/

...If we fall off the rope bridge because you did a backflip I'm haunting you though.

"Refractory period" is the term, and the soft limits of it affect people differently. Short answer yes everyone has a reflex that diminishes the returns on stimulation in various circumstances. That ranges from single orgasm and significant refractory period to avoid discomfort, up to cases of multiple orgasms in the same session regardless of gender. This can also change with mood and other circumstances.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period_(sex)

The source has other infographics in case you were more than mildly interested through no fault of your own. https://www.mediamatters.org/google/right-dominates-online-media-ecosystem-seeping-sports-comedy-and-other-supposedly

Wean-supream

Cautiously raising two fingers to their upper lip. Clicking their heels together skeptically. Tentatively handing mechahitler the microphone.

It seems disproven, or perhaps only useful to some subset of people they haven't pinpointed.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0001691824001811

Honestly though if it helps someone they should ride that placebo as far as it takes them!