The backside making direct contact with my anus is why I wear it. Thongs and strings make my anus horny as fuck. Squatting and feeling it ride up even tighter makes me go crazy.

Which book is this ?

I finally moved out on my own and have peace of mind.

Well I envy you.

I went to the grocery store to grab a drink and I locked my bike. I was in the store for less than 3 minutes, when I came out my bike was gone. 3 minutes! I was so sad.

You control what happens. If you don’t want it to, then it won’t.

No Capes!

You don’t cum

Hip surgery. I had hip dysplasia and had surgery in July to help rid myself of the pain it was causing. Omg that a fucking relief.

Yesterday I got called by my dentist, my cat’s vet, an apartment I had emailed inquiring for an interview. All within 5 minutes of each other! Talk about anxiety overload.

Will they attempt to eat us as well since we now have plastics within our body?

BEING BORN

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