This is not a shitpost.

This is not a shitpost.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH

I swear I had to read these headlines like 10 times.

"GOP candidate calls his campaign stop an autism fundraiser, gets banned when venue owner finds out."

Imagine having to choose between object-oriented penetration testing keynote and whatever the programming conference has to offer.

Not even a "yes, but..."

"Tesla builds factory on farm" is the kind of hard-hitting journalism we need.

It's worth noting that vegan and gluten free foods are not more expensive... Substitute foods are

I give it about 4 minutes before airlines add a completely unrelated fee and a credit for not picking seats.

Fuck that, instead of making them increase their imaginary "up to" numbers, make them advertise contractually guaranteed minimums. Id rather have a 25 mb minimum over a 100 mb maximum that usually sits around 8 mb.

Well those laws clearly don't work. So we should make new laws! Ones that DEFINITELY WILL work! And if they don't, well I guess we just need more laws until we find ones that do.

I hope the things you like get mistaken in the news as white supremacist-related, then nazis all pile on until nobody can enjoy it any more.

I'm just waiting for the day some corporation sends out a press release that says "lol, you got me bro."