Yo! How is Mad Madam Mim chaotic neutral? She was going to kill Arthur for sport.

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

Yeah, I tell everyone that's where my familiar drinks from.

"What are you, a cop?"

Good luck trying to find an original super soaker.

Obviously! To keep the knob's thoughts from being read.

I this what you want?

Are they on a date?

A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

I'm not saying vampires live there, but if vampires existed, they would live there.

The difference between them and your buddy is that your buddy knew when to quit.