BobbyNevada

Sees door, " Fuck! I've been robbed. Wait, did they pick up in here? What's that smell? Is that lemon pledge?"

"This machine just called me an asshole."

This hole was meant for me!

Good luck trying to find an original super soaker.

Obviously! To keep the knob's thoughts from being read.

They need to go to the hague food court, and punished for their food crimes.

Did you see a sign that says dead decepticon storage?

Is it at least scenic? Driving to El paso is so boring! If you don't have satellite radio, or music downloaded on your phone, the radio takes a shit half way through.

Honestly, I think you missed an opportunity to draw a dick on the moon.

"I'M GOING TO RIP AND TEAR, into this apple pie I made, but I'm waiting for it to cool down first."

"Actually Liz, dont worry about changing me back. I just found out I can lick myself..."

Mapache

Or

Racoon dinner