$896 per month in premiums, and about $18k out of pocket so far this year in addition. Me and two kids.

Marriage in the eyes of a state is a legal contract. I don't think faith is a barrier or consideration in this context.

And your bank account isn't directly tied to a credit card, unlike a debit card. I've heard horror stories about people that have a $2k disputed charge that is just in limbo in a bank account until the investigation is complete and found in the account holder's favor.

Credit card companies actively pursue fraud and will advocate for their cardmembers first, whereas the banks seem to hold some apprehension; at least in my experience.

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.

Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.

Likely something upper respiratory in my early years, otherwise at 43 from gastro issues.

Good, good, now start erecting a gallows and announce who to use it for!

Motherfucker embodies the seven deadly sins. But somehow he's the savior born again...

GTFO, fundies.

Methaddicta

Shithole Surfers

MAGAbreath

They Might be Crackheads

Don't worry, every month we pay $1k for the pleasure of paying retail price on prescriptions until we hit our deductible. Only 9k to go!

Mulled wine. You can go as heavy or as light on the spices you like. I'm a fan of mulled mead. Great cold weather drink.

Just caught N / A. In that case, hot apple cider or a big mug of Earl Grey. Can't go wrong with black tea.

I was going to ask where the ball gag is.

Five years ago, people treated other people like people. Happy for you though!