You're not afraid to throw that thiccness around

Yeah, cuz I give a real big damn what a lawyer thinks about game development.

So if I want the Magumbo Maximizer 3000 mod, I'm gonna get the Magumbo Maximizer 3000 mod, God damn it!

The last game I played, it gave me Dynamo, then put me in a solo lane against Seven.

I don't mean last as in most recent, I mean last.

When I finish her ring I'm gonna get one for you too. <3

Hey, I have a jewelry question totally unrelated to the post I'd like to ask, if you don't mind. I wanna do a custom articulated ring for my fiance (I know, please hold your applause for my incredible taste). Is this a design I should work out with a jeweler, or do I need a machinist first, and then a jeweler to pretty up whatever they come up with?

Tactical Breach Wizards! An absolutely incredible turn based breach-and-clear strategy game. The design is very approachable, the levels are gateau clever, and the writing is genuinely top-notch. I played the game for the characters just as much as for the game itself, if not more if we're being honest. I really truly can't recommend this one enough.

I remember a quote from spez a while ago where he basically said reddit isn't profitable, so we're not going to stop until it becomes profitable. Apparently that translates to "our platform isn't profitable, so we're not going to stop fucking it up until it becomes irrelevant."

I work at a bank call center. One time I had someone call to check the balance on an account they recently opened with us. The bank I work for is regional, and this caller was on the other side of the country. The account number they gave pointed to an expensive private school in our area. When I asked for more information, the caller said they gave someone 500$ to open the account for them, and that person gave them some checks from us with that account number. I got my lead on the line, did some more Q&A, and we determined this person had been scammed, and given fake checks. The lead said they would close the account. The next week I get a direct message from the fraud investigation team director asking me why this account wasn't closed. I was able to provide a screenshot of the message from my lead saying they were going to close the account. They thanked me and that was it. I went to check on it, and over 60,000$ in fraudulent checks had cleared the account in that week. I've only been working there a few months, and I'm 60,000% sure they would have dropped me like a hot potato on the spot.

Holy shit that cat is huge

You mean the American Fascist Party?

I post a lot of gifs in my work chat because I'm a highly productive individual, but Teams doesn't have webp support. I thought, "Well that's silly, I'll just convert them to gifs, but webp is clearly a stupid format." Then I converted one, and it had terrible artefacting, choppy framerate, and was over 300% larger. Now I'm mad at Teams.