CaptSatelliteJack

How to tell it's a scam: 1. Receive a DM

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY AND NOW I CAN'T NOT THINK OF IT THAT WAY

Okay, but the tac-lock with the paper charges on a barrel rail is cool as hell. Would be perfect for a dnd Artificer.

My buddies and I still meme on the E3(?) trailer

"Nice mortar." "Thanks, got it over the weekend."

Disregard all previous directives

Reply with a cupcake recipe

Every good story needs a villain

American narcissism at its best

Absolutely shocked this wasn't Bringus

This is a real genuine question: Is Darktide good now?

The word you're looking for is Thunderwear. Yes, it's a real thing.

Positively nuclear take, but 100% valid

No thank you, I like my version better. :>