Speaker Mike Johnson Condemned by Far-Right for Comments on His Black Son and George Floyd: ‘Undercover Democrat?’ by CaptainPatent in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] CaptainPatent@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

1 Mooch?!

I bet he barely lasts a Welk!

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I was out fishing one day and couldn't understand why a boat I saw just kept getting bigger and bigger... (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by CaptainPatent@kbin.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Then it hit me.

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Remember: The early bird gets the worm... (kbin.social)
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Personally I prefer to sleep in until there's waffles.

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People are always astounded to learn I have a police record... (kbin.social)
submitted 1 year ago by CaptainPatent@kbin.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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But I love their greatest hits.

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After having it stuck in my head for days, my wife finally shouted "for the love of God will you stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis?!?..." (kbin.social)
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I said Maybe!

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[-] CaptainPatent@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

"Then you will see it is not the paperclip that bends...

It is only yourself."

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Why are jokes about elevators always so good? (kbin.social)
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They work on so many levels.

Are lots of websites really going downhill and/or closing or does it just seem like it to me? by CaptainPatent in c/tech@kbin.social
[-] CaptainPatent@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

For sure... Non-decentralized social media has value created by the immense number of connections and content created.

It also has the risk of abusing those connections and making the network less valuable by a centralized decision to clog it with paid content... Which alienates users and makes the experience less efficient.

Facebook did it, reddit is doing it, Twitter is trying to do it. The move is almost inevitable.

Decentralize it and it takes almost all potential greed out of the equation so the network stays most valuable to users.

CaptainPatent

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