Assuming you're not trolling... Seriously, why?

*1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don't be not ATTRACTIVE.

You don't have to be hot to be attractive.

Lets. Get. Dangerous.

More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.

BoTh pArTieS aRe ThE SaMe!!

People protesting another war, and they feel more aggression is the right answer.

Plot twist: Both children are named 'Me' and they are praying for the other to win

I mean... a cookie WOULD be nice.

Livin' up to that username, kid.

I mean... doesn't it technically only become Christianity with the new testament? Old testament doesn't even have that guy, it's just God being a dick. The Christ dude had a good message, but I think that's why they killed him.

Sparrow. Aka: Captain Yak Sparrow.

Your first suggestion is not possible for a significant percentage of people, from a US perspective. The infrastructure is not there for public transport. Walking to your job everyday is a foolish suggestion, for anyone not within a reasonable mileage of their home.