CassowaryTom

Looks exactly like my tub. I realize the point of the post is the cat who can apparently teleport, but that is my bathroom. But it isnt.

The apology link was worth the initial frustration.

Good synopsis. Well written.

I think it's paint. They look like apple boxes maybe (Like stagecraft apple boxes for actors to stand on, not like, boxes for storing apples)

Oh shit. I'm a native English speaker and I had to read this 3 times to understand. I might be just a little too fucked up right now.

What the fuck is going on under that table? Is that Slimer's human body?

That was a hard upvote, man. You 100% just stole 20 seconds of my time. On the other hand, I wasn't doomscrolling.

I mean, im not saying that isn't an abomination, but it probably also doesn't suck...

Actually yeah. That makes sense

Is it weird that I've never experienced this? Like im 45 and have been playing online games as long as online games have been a thing. Why do I not see the assholes? Is it me? Am I the asshole?

"Hiking wages" is a hell of a spin, friend. Do you care to defend that position?